Hypothetically, the best website on the internet

When Cooper and Copywriter collide, Coopeywriting is the result.

Is it a good result? Well, if you have a penchant for puns, an appreciation for animals (and alliteration), and a sensual desire for satire, then maybe you'll think so. 

I'm a freelance copywriter/content writer with several years of experience being professionally silly (and sometimes even professionally professional). I've moved into humour writing in recent years, mainly on Quora, where I am potentially the world's expert on hypothetical animal battles.  

I'm also a soon-to-be author, and seller of potentially tens of copies. Check out Animal Killdom if you want to know whether a lion could defeat a tiger, a gorilla could batter a bear, and numerous other unlikely beastly beatdowns. 

This site is somewhere to showcase my Quora and Medium answers/stories, as well as some original content.  I'll also keep you updated with my other projects. (Nudge, nudge, Animal Killdom.)

If you'd like to exchange words for currency, then you know where to find me. Erm, here I am.