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The Mating Game is coming soon...

Hi everyone. Nice to see you again. It's been a while... Well, there's a reason for my shockingly irregular posting schedule...I've been...

Alex's Aussie Animal Encounters - Echidna

According to Greek mythology, the Echidna was a terrifying half woman/half snake creature who lived in a cave and birthed many of the...

The Marsupial That Sexes Itself to Death

Antechinus may sound like a tragic hero of Greek mythology, but it's actually the name of a small Australian marsupial, a little like a...

Animal Killdom Is Out Now!

My book is now available on Amazon, with a Kindle version and a paperback. (US Kindle version, US paperback.) If you're in any other...

Reading My Own Book.

Flicking through the proof copy of my book. Mostly looks good, just needed to replace all the images I compressed for the eBook version...

My Artistic Talent

I drew this helpful diagram to explain why penguins were birds, on Quora. https://www.quora.com/Why-are-penguins-considered-birds-1/answe...

1 Trillion Lions vs The Sun

This originally appeared as a Quora answer, and was one of my most successful, but was collapsed. (Classic Quora.) I don't think the...

A Legend Is Born

Oh, no. It's just me. A fusion of Cooper and Copywriting, Coopeywriting will be home to my thoughts, musings, and animal anecdotes. (Also...

 

Hypothetically, the best website on the internet

When Cooper and Copywriter collide, Coopeywriting is the result.


Is it a good result? Well, if you have a penchant for puns, an appreciation for animals (and alliteration), and a sensual desire for satire, then maybe you'll think so. 

I'm a freelance copywriter/content writer with several years of experience being professionally silly (and sometimes even professionally professional). I've moved into humour writing in recent years, mainly on Quora, where I am potentially the world's expert on hypothetical animal battles.  

I'm also a soon-to-be author, and seller of potentially tens of copies. Check out Animal Killdom if you want to know whether a lion could defeat a tiger, a gorilla could batter a bear, and numerous other unlikely beastly beatdowns. 

This site is somewhere to showcase my Quora and Medium answers/stories, as well as some original content.  I'll also keep you updated with my other projects. (Nudge, nudge, Animal Killdom.)

If you'd like to exchange words for currency, then you know where to find me. Erm, here I am.